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CORBYN WAS HERALD OF GALACTUS, CLAIMS SOURCE

 

New allegations have hit the beleaguered Labour leader today as it has been revealed by sources that he was a herald of Galactus for a time in the late 1970s. These coming hard on the heels of last weeks allegations that he told school children at an assembly in his home seat of Islington North that there was no Santa.

The anonymous sources claim that Corbyn sourced planets for Galactus, also known as Galactus the Devourer of Worlds, and may have marked his own planet for consumption by the cosmic entity who then turned it down due to him trying to lay off the carbs. The purple helmet wearing giant (age unknown) has eaten thousands of planets over the millennia and our own planet has been under threat from his digestive system for quite some time.

Corbyn’s supporters have claims this is a fabrication by critics who wish to discredit the Labour Leader and make him un-electable in the eyes of the tabloid-buying public, however Galactus is just the latest in a long line of ne’er-do-wells that the known bearded leftie has been linked with in recent months.

Labour head office are yet to comment.